tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post1814053872225289191..comments2023-10-17T09:46:20.456-04:00Comments on facebooking from the edge...: When Good Times Go RogueAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05223158968534558268noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-53133190378767871352012-05-21T19:37:31.922-04:002012-05-21T19:37:31.922-04:00Oh no! Just had to say that again! Our movie momen...Oh no! Just had to say that again! Our movie moment came when my step-mother's brother (who had seen step-brothers already) recommended we all watch it...then he mysteriously left early (which he NEVER does) about five minutes before all of the glorious full frontal guy nudity...step mother, dad, husband and me left on the couch. How, HOW did he conveniently forget that part before opening his suggestion mouth!?Andreahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01294308714313220666noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-51794112845029088742012-05-16T09:31:58.657-04:002012-05-16T09:31:58.657-04:00The tattoo is hilarious in a very sad kind of way....The tattoo is hilarious in a very sad kind of way...<br />My most recent moment with my father was when he used the word "taint" appropriately in a sentence. He is 71 years old. I am typically hard to rattle, but that worked!Margarethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17874963138325427383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-34939336103606836752012-05-15T23:15:40.540-04:002012-05-15T23:15:40.540-04:00The tattoo at the end cracked me up! Dani, I love ...The tattoo at the end cracked me up! Dani, I love reading your blog, even though I rarely comment...thank you for making me smile. :)R. Newmannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-40999888123001495132012-05-14T09:49:55.081-04:002012-05-14T09:49:55.081-04:00My brother, who is 18 months younger than me, love...My brother, who is 18 months younger than me, loved watching Rocky Horror Picture Show ... since he was like 8 years old. Me, him, my mom sitting around watching it one day and I excused myself. I was a self-censoring child who did not need to see that until I was 19 thank-you-very-much.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03490248458464589500noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-79596453599329011302012-05-11T12:55:22.239-04:002012-05-11T12:55:22.239-04:00You said tumescence... hahaha
Also, you're pa...You said tumescence... hahaha<br /><br />Also, you're parents seem to lean towards um, things of the S&M variety. Are they reading 50 Shades?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-34858828520218596782012-05-10T10:55:59.271-04:002012-05-10T10:55:59.271-04:00I have completely repressed all memories of awkwar...I have completely repressed all memories of awkward and horrendous movie watching with my parents. I'm sure they will eventually surface in future therapy sessions, though.<br /><br />I do remember going on a first date with a boy, when I was about 16, to the movie Fatal Attraction. We had not even kissed yet. And were both still virgins. Yeah, that was pretty awkward.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-21440012324990578502012-05-10T10:53:30.892-04:002012-05-10T10:53:30.892-04:00Do you think I'm too old to have your parents ...Do you think I'm too old to have your parents adopt me? I sooo want to be a part of THAT family.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-47182480528991670152012-05-10T07:51:19.081-04:002012-05-10T07:51:19.081-04:00My parents never really tried to censor anything I...My parents never really tried to censor anything I read or watched, but when it came time to watching things with the rest of us, I think they avoided anything higher than a PG rating for just such a reason.<br /><br />Then again, I also joined my family for Thanksgiving a few years ago and thanked my parents for all the spankings in childhood because of the fun bedroom proclivities it leads to in adulthood. My dad and brother laughed so hard their heads almost exploded and my mom punched my brother so hard for laughing that he fell out of his chair and almost took the turkey with him. <br /><br />I guess my point here is that my family does not really provide the best how-to guide.Mandi E.http://www.everythingertel.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-74294192024634145872012-05-10T04:55:44.371-04:002012-05-10T04:55:44.371-04:00I didn't know who Ron Jeremy is, so I googled ...I didn't know who Ron Jeremy is, so I googled him. Yuck. Nasty.<br /><br />I showed very good judgment when I was about 17, refusing to let my mother accompany me to see Tom Jones. I mean the Albert Finney movie, not the singer. But then my wisdom deserted me for some reason and I took her along to see A Clockwork Orange. And no one answered my prayer to vanish into thin air after the opening scenes.Squirrelnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-39980040281270912082012-05-09T19:42:55.049-04:002012-05-09T19:42:55.049-04:00I can remember one night where my parents were all...I can remember one night where my parents were all "Yay, come to the movies with us, we'll buy your ticket and everything!!!". The movie? Brokeback Mountain. I don't think there's much that's more awkward than sitting between your parents while Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger make out.<br /><br />And a couple of weeks ago, I busted my mum watching a documentary about photographing naked people in Las Vegas (I think it was called "Stripped"??), and she was laughing over how small some of the penises were. Yeah, that wasn't at all awkward...Melbourne on my Mindhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07125351116980965317noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-84852477973320868302012-05-09T16:48:14.578-04:002012-05-09T16:48:14.578-04:00Spontaneous combustion never occurs when we freaki...Spontaneous combustion never occurs when we freaking need it to, does it. Bastard.<br /><br />Your story is awesome. There is literally nothing more mortifying than a sex scene when mom and dad are present, no matter how old you are.<br /><br />I'm pretty sure that even now, I would die a little inside if I watched a movie with sex and or nudity in the presence of my mother.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05223158968534558268noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-58802561588073183832012-05-09T16:34:57.116-04:002012-05-09T16:34:57.116-04:00Love the baby hand. My father/daughter/baby broth...Love the baby hand. My father/daughter/baby brother date consisted of him taking us to see Top Gun when I was 15 and my brother was 2. During the "take my breath away" love scene I was mortified and trying to slide further into my seat if possible. The only thing that broke the tension was my baby brother farting so loudly that the entire theater was laughing during the sex scene. I sadly was not, I was praying for spontaneous combustion.Janahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16452576145065492582noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-87295239733054050612012-05-09T16:25:51.065-04:002012-05-09T16:25:51.065-04:00I know, I know... exaggeration is how I roll. It ...I know, I know... exaggeration is how I roll. It was my little way or sharing with the class that I made horrible choices at the ripe old age of 19 and alllllll of them included alcohol.<br /><br />Not that I make better choices at 49, but sadly, FEW of them involve alcohol.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05223158968534558268noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-36720131060671246242012-05-09T16:23:54.661-04:002012-05-09T16:23:54.661-04:00Ron Jeremy always looks so greasy and slimy to me....Ron Jeremy always looks so greasy and slimy to me... I don't care how big his thingy is. I think men idolize him because he's this disgusting looking guy with a huge peener that gets to nail any girl he wants. The only women who idolize him are those trying to break into the porn industry.<br /><br />IMO, of course.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05223158968534558268noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-54005235660387830572012-05-09T12:21:01.446-04:002012-05-09T12:21:01.446-04:00When the Ron Jeremy picture came up on my blogger ...When the Ron Jeremy picture came up on my blogger I died. Hilarious.<br /><br />As an avid ex-drinker I immediately focused on a 2.0 bac, which would kill you. My last DUI I was a .26, and they were surprised I could talk. :)<br /><br />I would have run upstairs if any of those movies were put in while my folks were home. Fast Time is one of my all time favorites, and now I'm going to be singing "Somebody's Baby" all day. You're welcome cubie neighbors!<br /><br />I live in an old house where I'm certain if the neighbors are in their backyard (which they often are 'cause they smoke a lot of weed out there) they can hear me have sex. Sorry neighbors.sporkgasmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11882583143799131856noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-70100626199141182142012-05-09T11:41:39.544-04:002012-05-09T11:41:39.544-04:00Oh my gawd, I never would have guessed what that l...Oh my gawd, I never would have guessed what that last pic was! Eck!<br /><br />So, I used to work at a restaurant that Ron Jeremy frequented. He was nice enough, but totally disgusting - his regular order was not one but TWO, double meat and bacon cheeseburgers. That is a whole heck of burger and bacon. Anyhoo, you would be amazed at how many men and women asked for his autograph. Of all ages.Vesta Vaynehttp://cowardlyfeminist.comnoreply@blogger.com