tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post2140706108556147466..comments2023-10-17T09:46:20.456-04:00Comments on facebooking from the edge...: Meanwhile, at the Big M...Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05223158968534558268noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-64559652843177075492011-12-30T14:33:57.933-05:002011-12-30T14:33:57.933-05:00Well, first I would have made sure you hadn't ...Well, first I would have made sure you hadn't broken anything......then I would have been doubled over with laughter at the spectacularness of that fall. I would have also helped you up & helped you retrieve your wayward groceries. But, yeah. The laughing would not have stopped.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-49934005174003662122011-12-28T20:31:10.106-05:002011-12-28T20:31:10.106-05:00MY ass would have been over there asking you if yo...MY ass would have been over there asking you if you were okay and if you needed help.<br /><br />Are you okay? I'm waiting to hear about your Christmas with your babies!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15384389854305591878noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-70147950819773377382011-12-28T10:36:55.365-05:002011-12-28T10:36:55.365-05:00Oh no! What the eff is wrong with people? How did ...Oh no! What the eff is wrong with people? How did no one ask if you were okay, or help you chase down the spaghetti sauce? Damn New Yawkas.Vesta Vaynehttp://cowardlyfeminist.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-55504690251442123752011-12-27T23:13:37.308-05:002011-12-27T23:13:37.308-05:00Did you have any cans? If you had cans, that would...Did you have any cans? If you had cans, that would have been the best time to chuck them at the spectators, screeching like a crazy cat lady.<br /><br />Okay, so, true story - at my high school graduation ceremony, I had to sing with our choir. On my walk from my seat to the risers, I caught my heel in a small gap between risers and fell ass over tea kettle in front of the whole class of '99, parents, friends, students, etc. When my choir director asked if I was okay, I told him that unlike most of the audience, I was at least going out with a bang that didn't end in herpes. Most of auditorium may or may not have heard me. And screw them. At least I ain't got the herp.Mandihttp://www.everythingertel.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-76118896712268094882011-12-27T21:55:04.964-05:002011-12-27T21:55:04.964-05:00Fell flat on my face in front of Gordman's dep...Fell flat on my face in front of Gordman's dept store last year. Broke my hand, still have scars on both knees. My daughter who was with me at the time kept walking for a few feet, realized I was no longer beside her and stopped. Seeing her beloved Mom face planted on the sidewalk she says "Mom what the hell are you doing?" Ain't life effin' grand??Grammyhttp://gram-cracker.com/blognoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-74623827804277400892011-12-27T18:36:43.227-05:002011-12-27T18:36:43.227-05:00Hahahhaha, as someone who has had some spectacular...Hahahhaha, as someone who has had some spectacular falls in the past, I feel your pain. But, I'm also a laugher. Not much help in that situation.Giahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10026292498250130247noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-4046922169930978552011-12-27T16:43:55.699-05:002011-12-27T16:43:55.699-05:00What sort of assholes stand around staring when so...What sort of assholes stand around staring when someone needs help?? Jesus, I hate people lol...<br /><br />At least when someone falls in front of me, I have the decency to turn away and pretend I didn't see it HAHAHAHAHA.Amandanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-60119457217421046702011-12-27T13:26:43.206-05:002011-12-27T13:26:43.206-05:00Hope you have no bruises on you or your groceries....Hope you have no bruises on you or your groceries.esbbostonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09946279220170973147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-72219794756377777772011-12-27T12:32:09.868-05:002011-12-27T12:32:09.868-05:00That would never happen at National Market...That would never happen at National Market...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-21200554025119857372011-12-27T12:28:03.116-05:002011-12-27T12:28:03.116-05:00So ... So ... Sorry ... been there ... done that ....So ... So ... Sorry ... been there ... done that ... it's never pretty or graceful!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com