tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post511162186648020248..comments2023-10-17T09:46:20.456-04:00Comments on facebooking from the edge...: That awkward moment...Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05223158968534558268noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-17012710965353429692012-07-24T13:57:28.611-04:002012-07-24T13:57:28.611-04:00Ok. So you slam cabinets. Do you slam cabinets at ...Ok. So you slam cabinets. Do you slam cabinets at 3am? Probably not. This is a dick move on her part. I had a nightmare neighbor like this, who actually filed a complaint against me because I would walk in my house. Seriously. That was her problem. She then explained to me that she knew I was the problem and not my husband because of my weight problem.Jaclynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02094950174828724338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-22156498219752250392012-07-23T22:34:19.429-04:002012-07-23T22:34:19.429-04:00The fact that you just wrote that makes it more tr...The fact that you just wrote that makes it more true. THIS COULDN'T GET TRUER IF IT TRIED!!!!Valeriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15463173488099670688noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-39759698737696846382012-07-23T21:38:30.391-04:002012-07-23T21:38:30.391-04:00I'm moving back into an apartment ASAP (After ...I'm moving back into an apartment ASAP (After Some Apple Pie), so I have a reason for Kiefer to do the dishes. You're brilliant.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-6109829121405998762012-07-23T09:22:38.625-04:002012-07-23T09:22:38.625-04:00Um, I almost died at the last photo. I may have to...Um, I almost died at the last photo. I may have to steal that from you because there are all SORTS of blogs to be written on that one photo alone.<br /><br />Additionally, I had a neighbor who used to come knock on my door about once a day for 'stomping'. I just walk heavy I guess. I finally called my apt manager one day and made her come upstairs. We had a soda and I walked around and sure enough, up comes the lady from downstairs. I opened the door and she was talking about how I was stomping like a 'heard of cattle' and that if I didn't quiet down she was going to report me to the apt manager. The manager stepped from around the corner and waved at the neighbor. She ended up going downstairs to have a chat with her, as I was doing nothing of the sort. <br /><br />Anyway- I'm thankful to not have to deal with shit like that anymore. I can walk as hard as i want in my home.NATurally Inappropriatehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13481894329574229502noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-27658312514257635152012-07-22T20:50:02.351-04:002012-07-22T20:50:02.351-04:00Take off all your cupboard doors & pile them i...Take off all your cupboard doors & pile them in the hallway in front of HER door with a note containing two words:<br />PROBLEM SOLVED!!MouthyBarberMomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04539307357684692962noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-82756976789643021972012-07-20T23:00:41.349-04:002012-07-20T23:00:41.349-04:00Dan should just wait on you...cooking AND cleaning...Dan should just wait on you...cooking AND cleaning up all kitchen stuff?Andreahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01294308714313220666noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-18534258682984664912012-07-20T19:02:49.720-04:002012-07-20T19:02:49.720-04:00Now that she has shown her face once, you can guar...Now that she has shown her face once, you can guaran-damn-tee she'll be back at your door for some damn thing. The TV will be a tiny bit too loud. The dog will THINK she heard the door, when the knocking was actually on TV. Something will set that bitch off again. And when it does, might I suggest:<br /><br />You: (smiling) Yes?<br />Bitch McCunterson: (shitty faced) Can you stop making so much goddamn noise?!<br />You: (still smiling) Nope. I sure can't. Guess you shouldn't have moved in on the bottom floor.<br />Bitch McCunterson: (shocked faced) What?<br />You: Yeah. Life's full of lessons. You just learned one. Also, park in my space again and your shit gets towed. Buh-bye now!<br /><br />Never stop smiling... never sound anything less than syrupy sweet no matter what venom you spit forth. ;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-46172327956630509692012-07-20T12:23:27.854-04:002012-07-20T12:23:27.854-04:00It was only like 7 o'clock-ish. And they keep...It was only like 7 o'clock-ish. And they keep parking in MY parking space. I should have mentioned that.<br /><br />"Bitch, I'll stop slamming shit if you figure out where the hell to park, mmmkay?"Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05223158968534558268noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-19902427580735058162012-07-20T12:22:36.921-04:002012-07-20T12:22:36.921-04:00EXACTLY.
Like Vesta said above: THE ONE ON THE T...EXACTLY.<br /><br />Like Vesta said above: THE ONE ON THE TOP FLOOR ALWAYS WINS.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05223158968534558268noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-25869090064009934392012-07-20T12:22:03.206-04:002012-07-20T12:22:03.206-04:00EVERYTHING ON THE INTERNET IS TRUE.EVERYTHING ON THE INTERNET IS TRUE.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05223158968534558268noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-22909759032435848102012-07-20T12:21:35.945-04:002012-07-20T12:21:35.945-04:00BALL LICKER!
(Tourettes is contagious, yes?)
I t...BALL LICKER!<br /><br />(Tourettes is contagious, yes?)<br /><br />I think I'm going to start dropping things. Even more so than usual.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05223158968534558268noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-84678979656118993142012-07-20T12:20:48.118-04:002012-07-20T12:20:48.118-04:00Hee hee!
And I'm totally going to stitch th...Hee hee! <br /><br />And I'm totally going to stitch this on a sampler (or write it on cardboard, whichever)and hang it in my hallway: "The one on the top floor ALWAYS wins."Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05223158968534558268noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-54577815753230948922012-07-20T12:19:39.173-04:002012-07-20T12:19:39.173-04:00*crickets**crickets*Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05223158968534558268noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-86233970297567293062012-07-20T12:19:23.498-04:002012-07-20T12:19:23.498-04:00Frosty beverage: Check
Foot rub: Check
Anythin...Frosty beverage: Check<br /><br />Foot rub: Check<br /><br />Anything else I need to demand? <br /><br />xoAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05223158968534558268noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-86795034781500763332012-07-20T12:12:56.742-04:002012-07-20T12:12:56.742-04:00I'm sorry but that's a dick neighbor move....I'm sorry but that's a dick neighbor move.... unless you're being extremely noisy super late at night or early in the morning ... it's kind of expected that you're going to make noise. It's part of life.chemgirljaimehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04506314200019963773noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-87643731222054037732012-07-20T11:11:58.461-04:002012-07-20T11:11:58.461-04:00Even if you do slam things, she could've handl...Even if you do slam things, she could've handled it differently. I would've said something really sarcastic, but then noticed I did it and realized she was right, but that I was right MORE because she shouldn't have been so cuntish about it.sporkgasmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11882583143799131856noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-57892046078625235572012-07-20T11:09:23.037-04:002012-07-20T11:09:23.037-04:00I think that it is a good idea that you should jus...I think that it is a good idea that you should just never have to get anything from the cupboards again. I mean... Problem solved, right?<br /><br />You can hire a manservant or a midget. Either way, your downstairs neighbor should chip in on the bill. Because, let's be honest, you are probably just slamming them due to the negative energy that bitch is radiating. <br /><br />That can really happen. I read it on the internet or something.<br /><br />Hugs!<br /><br />ValerieValeriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15463173488099670688noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-70820000965969162192012-07-20T11:08:56.746-04:002012-07-20T11:08:56.746-04:00What..The..Fucking..Fuck? Who does she think she i...What..The..Fucking..Fuck? Who does she think she is with her high and mighty, my shit don't stink, look at my lip sneer like the cuntbag I am? Let me give you the absofuckinglutely best advice, obviously it didn't cure my tourette's today, but, people like her just twist my bitchometer!<br />She WILL slip up...Oh yes, she will.. There will be something..Noise of some sort WILL come from that apartment..And when it does..BOOM! March your butt down there and give it right back. Bitches hate to be put in their rightful places. Maybe she will make nasty food smells too, and you can make horrific gagging sounds every time you enter and exit the building!Kelly Foxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10105051020396321975noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-32230513397792796852012-07-20T10:53:48.222-04:002012-07-20T10:53:48.222-04:00Oh wait, can I take my comment back? I forgot to r...Oh wait, can I take my comment back? I forgot to read the fine print, hee hee.Vesta Vaynehttp://cowardlyfeminist.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-43764332538463236742012-07-20T10:52:47.863-04:002012-07-20T10:52:47.863-04:00Ok, so you're a slammer. She could have been n...Ok, so you're a slammer. She could have been nicer about the whole thing. I say it's on. And whoever lives on the top floor ALWAYS wins.<br /><br />And also? What's happening with the pic of the girl in the pink shirt? Is one of her boobs three times the size of the other?Vesta Vaynehttp://cowardlyfeminist.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-59177347445625408062012-07-20T10:19:24.976-04:002012-07-20T10:19:24.976-04:00I think you're solution is pure brilliance. B...I think you're solution is pure brilliance. But I say you take it one step further. Not only do you make him do the dishes, but you make him answer the door from now on. That way HE gets to deal with Bitchy McNeighborpants, and you can just sit in the other room yelling, "what did she want?" when he's done dealing with her. Oh, and make sure he brings you a frosty beverage when he's done with those chores. And maybe gives you a foot rub. Yeah, that's the ticket!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com