tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post6869991768493200375..comments2023-10-17T09:46:20.456-04:00Comments on facebooking from the edge...: Misery Loves NothingAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05223158968534558268noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-69828682628423812352012-03-01T17:35:58.400-05:002012-03-01T17:35:58.400-05:00Mais oui...Mais oui...Andreahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01294308714313220666noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-30616319575326544592012-02-29T13:28:11.976-05:002012-02-29T13:28:11.976-05:00Oh, that one's easy (Dani, may I?) . . . you a...Oh, that one's easy (Dani, may I?) . . . you are more sympathetic to Dani's because she is a woman, and if she says something hurts, then that fucker HURTS, whereas men are whimps and if they complain of something hurting, it is usually a stubbed toe that they make out to be amputation.<br /><br />N'est pas?Mistyhttp://mistyslaws.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-3311528843383855662012-02-29T13:07:37.462-05:002012-02-29T13:07:37.462-05:00Is it safe to assume you have a variety of chest p...Is it safe to assume you have a variety of chest pains as well? Why in the world must heart attack symptoms and anxiety attack symptoms be the same? How about another report of how women don't even get chest pain with heart attacks most of the time? Well then, how about if I get a portable echo machine and just tote that around?<br /><br />My husband had a lot of trouble with sciatica...why am I more sympathetic of yours, but assumed he was being a baby? hmmm...Andreahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01294308714313220666noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-80947702885865446892012-02-29T02:36:59.433-05:002012-02-29T02:36:59.433-05:00Yeah, I'm a nighttime pee-er too. Wake up, ge...Yeah, I'm a nighttime pee-er too. Wake up, get up and pee. Wake up, get up and pee. There's always some there, isn't there. Beats the hell out of the frantic dash to the loo in the morning with a bladder that hasn't been emptied all night long. I think it's an old lady thing. No one at the Sunshine House will mock you.<br /><br />If you think you have a lot of aches and pains now, wait until 60. You'll learn to pick out the best ones to whine about and ignore the rest.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-80483101565095980722012-02-28T22:12:46.305-05:002012-02-28T22:12:46.305-05:00Dan is a camel too... he doesn't pee before he...Dan is a camel too... he doesn't pee before he goes to bed, never gets up to pee at night, doesn't feel obligated to pee before getting in the car or every time he stops for gas...<br /><br />I don't get it.<br /><br />Hi, my name is Dani. I pee a lot.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05223158968534558268noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-56750671363717676162012-02-28T21:11:22.924-05:002012-02-28T21:11:22.924-05:00I pee every time I wake up too, for the same reaso...I pee every time I wake up too, for the same reason...I'm up. My husband finds it annoying, but he's like a camel so whatever.<br /><br />I'm so sorry to hear you aren't feeling 100%!!Vesta Vaynehttp://cowardlyfeminist.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-36888722466417012232012-02-28T20:42:30.723-05:002012-02-28T20:42:30.723-05:00BUT... did I also make you horribly thankful that ...BUT... did I also make you horribly thankful that none of those people are YOU???<br /><br />Silver lining, my love... silver lining.<br /><br />And I'll save you a spot at The Home.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05223158968534558268noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-42715422459221920852012-02-28T19:59:37.204-05:002012-02-28T19:59:37.204-05:00Oh pleeeeeease let me hang out with y'all at t...Oh pleeeeeease let me hang out with y'all at the Sunshine House for Evil Old Ladies.....I will do ANYTHING.<br /><br />I laughed until I snorted at this post, and stopped abruptly when I got the the pics at the bottom. As always, you make me crazy-happy and then eeeewwwww.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15384389854305591878noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-36004359578618975452012-02-28T19:36:42.375-05:002012-02-28T19:36:42.375-05:00Happy belated birthday, my love!!! How did I miss...Happy belated birthday, my love!!! How did I miss the announcement??? <br /><br />Absolutely ignore the aches and pains.<br /><br />Tis my way, as well.<br /><br /><br />If I'm dying, I'm pretty sure I'd rather be surprised by it. Ya know? I'll be all, "Wait... I'm dead? Huh... so the expanding size of my ass WAS a tumor!! I KNEW IT!!"Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05223158968534558268noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-83806267987789031042012-02-28T19:34:29.229-05:002012-02-28T19:34:29.229-05:00PLEASE DO.
I make light but dude, I'm in agon...PLEASE DO.<br /><br />I make light but dude, I'm in agony.<br /><br />And I paid good money for these boobies, dammit.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05223158968534558268noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-50441085443271337182012-02-28T19:33:39.509-05:002012-02-28T19:33:39.509-05:00You can come hang with me at the Sunshine Home For...You can come hang with me at the Sunshine Home For Evil Old Ladies, where I plan on spending my golden years getting drunk, dying my hair outrageous colors, wearing completely inappropriate clothes (I have my eye on a leopard print catsuit that I plan on wearing in my 80s) and hitting on hot young orderlies.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05223158968534558268noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-6705502293542946482012-02-28T19:32:16.056-05:002012-02-28T19:32:16.056-05:00Does this mean my Karma is completely erased and s...Does this mean my Karma is completely erased and starts over, too?<br /><br />Because THAT I will totally be on board with.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05223158968534558268noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-9861868281185457272012-02-28T19:31:23.475-05:002012-02-28T19:31:23.475-05:00What Misty said...
My google history will sponta...What Misty said... <br /><br />My google history will spontaneously combust upon my death. No one shall know the deep and dark realms of the internet I troll just to bring you this joy.<br /><br />It is written.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05223158968534558268noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-42730518201588042882012-02-28T19:05:13.566-05:002012-02-28T19:05:13.566-05:00Damn girl. You are falling apart! I spent most o...Damn girl. You are falling apart! I spent most of yesterday having my hubs remiond me in various ways how old I am now. I am a mere 37 as of yesterday, but he felt he needed to remind me all damn day. I was having these mystery pains when I would get off the couch for a while, either in my back or leg. Maybe I have this thing you speak of. I will of course ignore it until it either goes away or I perish. It is my way.Mistyhttp://mistyslaws.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-32711984348963700242012-02-28T19:01:29.349-05:002012-02-28T19:01:29.349-05:00Oh, please. Is this your first visit? ALWAYS exp...Oh, please. Is this your first visit? ALWAYS expect those type of fucked up and disturbing pics on here. This is Dani we are talking about here. Be prepared and ever vigilent with all liquids whilst reading her blog. You have been forewarned!Mistyhttp://mistyslaws.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-47579854553024554842012-02-28T18:58:01.775-05:002012-02-28T18:58:01.775-05:00You have big boobies. Back pain in some form or an...You have big boobies. Back pain in some form or another was inevitable.<br /><br />I can give you some pointers on how to stretch and calm your sciatic nerve, but some of them hurt quite a bit, if only temporarily, and you have to be willing to spend at least 10 minutes a day on them.Mandi E.http://www.everythingertel.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-27736133221042743392012-02-28T18:47:56.941-05:002012-02-28T18:47:56.941-05:00Hhahahah sorry about the pain! I'm 24 and I...Hhahahah sorry about the pain! I'm 24 and I've been having back pain lately. I knew I was a little old lady at heart.Giahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10026292498250130247noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-21526365422358738752012-02-28T17:00:33.356-05:002012-02-28T17:00:33.356-05:00The Buddhists say that you start over from 50. So...The Buddhists say that you start over from 50. So really you're having your first birthday! So much more to learn you have!jennie jacksonhttp://www.myhumanrevolution.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-44099844695451226422012-02-28T12:58:31.488-05:002012-02-28T12:58:31.488-05:00I was all laughing...sympathetic with you because ...I was all laughing...sympathetic with you because sleeping with my 6 year old has caused me to have massive neck pain....until I say the pictures. That is when I ruined my beauitful work outfit my splurting coffee all over myself! Warn a bitch next time!<br /><br />PS - I heard that cotton balls soaked in salt water help the bruising.Janahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16452576145065492582noreply@blogger.com