tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post698099684025101446..comments2023-10-17T09:46:20.456-04:00Comments on facebooking from the edge...: What I Learned This WeekendAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05223158968534558268noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-63775335607442933852012-06-06T10:33:19.155-04:002012-06-06T10:33:19.155-04:00Oy... I didn't think about that. Now I just ke...Oy... I didn't think about that. Now I just keep hearing it...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-54031445852783614442012-06-05T19:56:05.856-04:002012-06-05T19:56:05.856-04:00I hate to admit it, but I didn't know what BAM...I hate to admit it, but I didn't know what BAMF was. I had to figger it out.<br /><br />At first I was all, "IS SHE CALLING ME FAT?"Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05223158968534558268noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-50657385021561084842012-06-05T19:54:00.901-04:002012-06-05T19:54:00.901-04:00Oh god... How much do I love you?
xoxoOh god... How much do I love you?<br /><br />xoxoAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05223158968534558268noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-4142076955313809972012-06-05T15:54:13.748-04:002012-06-05T15:54:13.748-04:00I live but to give... Go forth, young Valerie, and...I live but to give... Go forth, young Valerie, and share this knowledge of the Fap with the world...<br /><br />I'm on a mission from God...Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05223158968534558268noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-28481565080443805032012-06-04T22:21:10.917-04:002012-06-04T22:21:10.917-04:00Thank you for clearing this all up. I seriously ha...Thank you for clearing this all up. I seriously had no idea what it meant and was too lazy to Google.<br /><br />No, seriously. I'm fucking lazy.<br /><br />I am going to go forth and share this knowledge with the people I work with, who also have no clue.<br /><br />Hugs!<br /><br />ValerieValeriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15463173488099670688noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-58389077593055595532012-06-04T20:55:20.146-04:002012-06-04T20:55:20.146-04:00If you ever need an awkward yet hilarious tutorial...If you ever need an awkward yet hilarious tutorial on fapping in its various forms, feel free to spend an hour or two lurking on the forums at Fark.com.<br /><br />Female equivalent of fap: *schlick*<br /><br />The more you know... the less you probably want to live on this planet.Mandihttp://www.atypicallyrelevant.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-6812575019350425612012-06-04T18:26:47.810-04:002012-06-04T18:26:47.810-04:00See? You're such a friggin BAMF, that you not ...See? You're such a friggin BAMF, that you not only knew what a meme was, but were using them all along!NATurally Inappropriatehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13481894329574229502noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-39987646252904854452012-06-04T14:27:29.667-04:002012-06-04T14:27:29.667-04:00I wonder if Ms Ellen will feel guilty for all the ...I wonder if Ms Ellen will feel guilty for all the little sperms that die while trying to get knocked up... After all, only ONE of those suckers is gonna make it to the egg.<br /><br />Meanwhile, did you know the Duggar's are shooting for child numero 20?<br /><br />Because dead babies are less important than dead sperm, yes?<br /><br />(And with that, I just neatly signed my condemnation to Hell.)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05223158968534558268noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-54595043706300329972012-06-04T14:25:22.742-04:002012-06-04T14:25:22.742-04:00Okay, true story:
FAP is the sound that is appare...Okay, true story:<br /><br />FAP is the sound that is apparently made whilst masturbating. Fap fap fap... Or so I gather.<br /><br />Personally, the noise *I* usually hear sounds more like "bzzzzz bzzzzz bzzzz" but what do I know.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05223158968534558268noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-70943483783309962232012-06-04T14:24:10.372-04:002012-06-04T14:24:10.372-04:00You is smarter than me.
I now know that it'...You is smarter than me. <br /><br />I now know that it's pronounced "meem," not "Me me" which is how I hear it in my head, even though I know it's supposed to be "meem." I have no explanation for that.<br /><br />Hell is gonna be a BLAST.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05223158968534558268noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-83859482598997797882012-06-04T13:16:02.523-04:002012-06-04T13:16:02.523-04:00I, too, marvel at what people perceive to be impor...I, too, marvel at what people perceive to be important. I hope someday Ms. Ellen gives birth to a passel of boys and has to deal with them at age 14....<br /><br />That last picture is perfect. Abso-fuckin-perfect.Ach du lieberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02777199246822173188noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-62624825482924121982012-06-04T12:42:30.445-04:002012-06-04T12:42:30.445-04:00Love your posts Dani! They always make me laugh, o...Love your posts Dani! They always make me laugh, or cry when you're talking about your sons. <br /><br />I had to Google "meme" too at one point. As for FAP, I'm assuming it's all those weird wrinkly faces I keep seeing on things? Those things make me crazy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-75556007111988552352012-06-04T12:13:51.222-04:002012-06-04T12:13:51.222-04:00I had no idea what a meme was either, but got the ...I had no idea what a meme was either, but got the idea when I looked up a bunch of the viral pics with silly captions on them. <br /><br />I have long said I'm going to hell, but at least I'll be in good company.sporkgasmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11882583143799131856noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-78613597057501171142012-06-04T11:40:50.049-04:002012-06-04T11:40:50.049-04:00This whole "masturbation is murder" thin...This whole "masturbation is murder" thing kills me. For real. There are so many arguments against it that my head is this close to exploding.<br /><br />But more importantly, what possesses someone to make Anti-Masturbation their CAMPAIGN???? AIDS, cancer, Autism, MS, MD, Lupus, etc. etc. etc. and the platform THEY climb on is NO MORE MASTURBATING???? <br /><br />Shakin' ma dayum head, y'all.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05223158968534558268noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-7035038705099787112012-06-04T11:02:37.127-04:002012-06-04T11:02:37.127-04:00I swear that sometimes they come up with these thi...I swear that sometimes they come up with these things JUST SO we have something to make fun of. Who on earth in their right mind thinks this. And here's my question . . . if there are literally millions of sperm ejaculated during masterbation, would someone be guilty of a million counts of murder? Or is it voluntary MANslaughter? ;) Silly silly christians.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com