tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post395990046039914575..comments2023-10-17T09:46:20.456-04:00Comments on facebooking from the edge...: Re-fatting for the HolidaysAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05223158968534558268noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-5843729099693748892011-12-09T13:55:57.444-05:002011-12-09T13:55:57.444-05:00Oh my mmmmmmmmmm gawwwwww.... *drooool* I'm p...Oh my mmmmmmmmmm gawwwwww.... *drooool* I'm practically sitting in a puddle after reading that recipe. Mother of GOD, y'all.<br /><br />I think I'm going to have that instead of birthday cake.<br /><br />Seriously.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05223158968534558268noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-26234812164279636992011-12-09T12:10:43.321-05:002011-12-09T12:10:43.321-05:00I am the laziest Christmas bitch ever. There will ...I am the laziest Christmas bitch ever. There will be no decorating at my house and this year I am only making one Christmas baked good and it's going to be f*cking beautiful, fattening, and tasty. http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/holiday-brie-en-croute/detail.aspx That's right... BRIE! <br /><br />This year I have a workout spread sheet to keep me on track. By on track I mean it tells me how much I haven't done so I know how much I can not do next year before I reach critical mass. So far I'm 8 miles behind for the month and it's only the 9th. Go me! I'm not going to gain any damned weight this year though. Cheese is protein right? Cheese and processed meats it is then (until the day of the feasting then all bets are off).Angiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04663812073515798267noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-13704330015341800022011-12-09T11:30:50.873-05:002011-12-09T11:30:50.873-05:00Kids never fail to always remember the most stupid...Kids never fail to always remember the most stupid shit, but if you're going to be making cookies anyway go ahead a send a few dozen my way! :)Paulahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06666092475697376974noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-62895087755519295122011-12-09T07:38:54.867-05:002011-12-09T07:38:54.867-05:00Dani, you make me snort! (in a good "coffee u...Dani, you make me snort! (in a good "coffee up the nose cuz I'm gigglin'way" not in a derisive kind of way)Grammy@gram-cracker.com/bloghttp://gram-cracker.com/blog/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-58605716182712274852011-12-08T19:27:00.412-05:002011-12-08T19:27:00.412-05:00I am completely with you on this. December is the ...I am completely with you on this. December is the month for eating. I am generally eat a pretty healthy diet. I snack on fruits and vegetables and only have dessert once a week. But now it is December 8th and I have already made (and eaten) Brown Sugar pie, brown sugar cookies, frozen hot chocolate, salted caramels, and sausage balls.Ally Gregory-Moorehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05451110999292384795noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-6136660817056674062011-12-08T17:54:47.322-05:002011-12-08T17:54:47.322-05:00Oh, that post made me so hungry. And I want cookie...Oh, that post made me so hungry. And I want cookies. Lots of cookies.Giahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10026292498250130247noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-69542329849825499192011-12-08T17:47:43.154-05:002011-12-08T17:47:43.154-05:00Tis the season to wear elastic, fa la la la la!Tis the season to wear elastic, fa la la la la!Andreahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01294308714313220666noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-56391292246484755672011-12-08T17:27:29.768-05:002011-12-08T17:27:29.768-05:00I am ALL about the Christmas cookies, goodies, and...I am ALL about the Christmas cookies, goodies, and this year...dildos. I AM on your Christmas list, right?<br />We are supposed to eat this stuff during December so that our New Year's Resolutions always begin with "lose weight". It's tradition. It's required. It's practically a law.<br />Merry Stuffyofacemas!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15384389854305591878noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-38966709776880665212011-12-08T15:57:48.498-05:002011-12-08T15:57:48.498-05:00Christmas [and all such family-based] events are a...Christmas [and all such family-based] events are about the food ... and the generations of loved ones who come to share the experience.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-59387193062538410442011-12-08T15:49:56.593-05:002011-12-08T15:49:56.593-05:00Yeah... I kind of hate you right now.
Meanwhile...Yeah... I kind of hate you right now. <br /><br />Meanwhile, that's what people are getting from me, too. That, and dildos.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05223158968534558268noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-80669216836187532262011-12-08T14:01:46.997-05:002011-12-08T14:01:46.997-05:00This may be the most hateful comment of the year, ...This may be the most hateful comment of the year, but I spent 12 hours in the kitchen on Thanksgiving, 5 hours in there the night before, and we grazed like fat little moo cows all day. I haven't been to the gym in over a month.<br /><br />I've. Lost. Weight.<br /><br />Clearly, as long as you run up and down stairs in apartment buildings all day and get scammed out of lunch by your coworkers, you can eat McDonalds french fries and chocolate dipped shortbread because there are magically no calories.<br /><br />Also, I have to bake for Christmas. I'm cheap and that's what people are getting as gifts.Mandi E.http://www.everythingertel.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-60860333807911137752011-12-08T12:49:06.496-05:002011-12-08T12:49:06.496-05:00Dear Misty, You do what I've been doing latel...Dear Misty, You do what I've been doing lately: You pray that the one pair of pants you have that still fit you and seem to be growing along with your behind have 20 more lbs in them. Failing that, you resort to yoga pants (I'm too lazy for real pants) and eat, dammit!<br /><br />Vesta... I'm witchoo, mama. I'm dying to stuff little pieces of Brie into my hungry little mouth and mmmmmmmmmm...Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05223158968534558268noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-50573271581388249782011-12-08T12:38:44.861-05:002011-12-08T12:38:44.861-05:00Bwahahahaha! Those Christmas cookies must have bee...Bwahahahaha! Those Christmas cookies must have been like fossils by the time February rolled around, no wonder they caught fire so quickly!<br /><br />And, you have now made me crave brie, dammit. My name is Vesta, and I am a cheese-aholic.Vesta Vaynehttp://cowardlyfeminist.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2300611070893992585.post-2497407308582972972011-12-08T12:21:19.740-05:002011-12-08T12:21:19.740-05:00Merry Boozemas. That's the one alright.
So, ...Merry Boozemas. That's the one alright.<br /><br />So, what praytell do you do when you've actually been gaining weight this entire year and are up to about 20 lbs gained and this fucking eatitall holiday comes around? Hmmm, Dani? What do you do then?<br /><br />Fuck it, Imma gonna eatitall!! Non non nom.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com