Because sometimes a status update just isn't enough.

Because sometimes a status update just isn't enough.

04 October 2011

When little dogs think they're alone...

Warning: You will probably feel guilty for watching this. At the same time, you probably won't be able to tear your eyes away. I apologize in advance for this highly inappropriate blog post and my extremely unfortunate choice in friends. (What kind of person has friends who would not only stand there and watch this, but video tape it at the same time? And then post it on the internet? I do, that's who.)

This is my friend Wendy's dog, Aries. Aries is a French Bulldog with "issues." One of his biggest issues is that he obviously doesn't have a lock on his door and his owner doesn't respect his privacy, WENDY. This video is potentially career-destroying, should Aries ever get a modeling contract with Dog Fancy or start hobnobbing with the Westminster Dog Show crowd.

Bitch betta have my money...

(I'm going to get Aries a little tie to hang on his door knob, so the family knows when he's "entertaining" *ahem* himself. Or maybe put his profile on He's a nice looking dog... it could happen. Plus my boy has some moves, yo... bitches would be impressed!)

Oh, Aries... I'm not sure I can ever look you in the eyes again.

And yet...


  1. I cannot believe I actually just watched a doggy porn clip all the way through.

    Although, to be fair, it really didn't look like doggy porn, and I wouldn't have known if you hadn't said so. (That's my story, and I'm stickin' to it.)

  2. Riiight... right, right. Me too. *cough* I only knew it was doggy porn because... ummm... er... Uhhhh... //soashamed

  3. Oh, I have had such a stupid day, and this is the first thing I've had time to look at. Now I'm in a good mood. Over doggy porn, hmmmm.

    I am ashamed to say I laughed so hard tears came out of my eyes. What amazes me is that she actually taped it WITHOUT laughing.

  4. I know... it made me embarrassingly happy, too. Something about a little dog taking care of business can just light up one's day.

    Yeah, Wendy is a rockstar. If I had been taping it all you would have seen was the camera shaking and all you would have heard was my snorts and guffaws.


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