This one came from my beautiful daughter-in-law and honestly made me shoot diet Pepsi through my nose:
"Really, Dog the Bounty Hunter... button your effing shirt, for the sake of everyone."
(That's my daughter-in-law, Danielle, with my son, Kacey. Are they or are they not the most ridiculously beautiful couple on the planet? Prince William and Kate who? Am I right? Oh, also? We have the same name, which makes her even more awesome. And our family gatherings a little confusing. And makes me think my son is kind of a mama's boy. Which isn't a bad thing.)