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Because sometimes a status update just isn't enough.

Because sometimes a status update just isn't enough.

19 October 2011

Where brain cells go to die....





Actual thought that just this second burst into my head and caused momentary panic:  "Oh shit!  It's after 10:00!  I'M MISSING MAURY!!!"  

I know, right?  I know.  

THIS IS WHAT MY LIFE HAS BECOME.




I really, REALLY need a job.

Or a hobby.

Or a cheeseburger...




In my defense, how is this not fascinating?  Isn't there a part of you that watches in disbelief and joy as people parade their skid-marked undies out onto the stage and share that shit stain with the world?  

No?

Just me, then?

Fine.  

But aren't you just a littttttle bit curious?



Really?

Not even a little??