Me, sick with the most horrific virus known to mankind for the past week:
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| Except I'm not a dude... |
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| Again, still me... just not a dude. |
Me, two days after Thanksgiving, rallying like a trooper and showing up at the Thanksgiving Dinner Do-Over (because I was too sick on the actual day):
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| I came for the turkey, got distracted by the wine... |
Me, suffering a massive relapse about 20 minutes after my last glass of wine and for the past three days:
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| Still not a dude. |
I was wondering why it looked like both of us had dropped off the face of the earth. Only I'm just dying of sleep deprivation, and I'm certain it's not viral. This wouldn't happen if you'd just take two bath bombs with a bottle of wine every night like I keep telling you...
ReplyDeleteGet better soon, future me.
Thanks, doll. Right now I'm pretty sure I would sell my left boob for two eucalyptus and lavender bathbombs and multiple bottles of wine. Hope you get some sleep. <3
ReplyDeleteWait... make that my right boob. The left one is perkier.
ReplyDeleteAw man, that sucks. Here I thought you were MIA because you were having a very, very long holiday party.
ReplyDeleteSomebody make a green tea hot toddy for Dani, stat!
My holiday party only lasted a few hours before I was face down in the turkey, praying for death. I'm very bitter towards Dan right now for giving me this. I feel like he owes me a new Coach bag. Which I won't get, because we're poor.
ReplyDelete*sigh*
Oh, man. That sucks, babe! That's like the gift that keeps on giving, but that nobody wanted and really wants to return, but there's no gift receipt and the person who gave it to you is visiting and wants to see where you put that darling gift of hers. Wait, what was I saying? Oh, yeah. Sorry you have the plague. Hope you kick it (or Dan, maybe?) soon. Hugs! (but far away pretend ones, because I sure as hell don't want that death plague you've contracted. Keep that shit to yourself . . she says with love!) :)
ReplyDeleteSo sorry the [current] QUICK ICKY came for an extended vacation ... and made a return visit. Hope you feel better soon.
ReplyDeleteUGH! My friend is going through the same thing and I feel for her as well. You should only feel sick at thanksgiving from all the food/alcohol to deal with your family/pie!
ReplyDeleteI was beginning to get a little worried about you. Smack Dan upside the back of his head for me and tell him that keeping you from blogging is NOT funny.
ReplyDeleteI sure hope you're feeling left boob perkier soon!
(And Dan totally owes you a Coach bag... frown at him in the most horrific possible way and tell him the geese will be looking for him again if he doesn't remedy that situation by Christmas)
Lavender and Eucalyptus. Check- I have plenty of both those oils. You email me address, I make care package arrive on your doorstep. You're on your own for wine, but if you can find it, I recommend a case of Naughty Girl.
ReplyDeletePoor Baby, I hope you're making Dan suffer for giving you the Crud, he should be waiting on you hand and foot and cutting out pictures of pretty Coach bags to decorate your room with. And rubbing your feet. And making you soup. And making damn sure there is a never ending supply of popsicles in the freezer...*Hugs* Don't die on us, ok??
ReplyDeleteI was wondering where in the hell you were! The possibly deadly virus is at the same time better and worse than some of the scenarios I concocted in my head.
ReplyDeleteSpeedy recovery my friend! I can't wait to hear the stories about how doting Dan has been during your time of need!?!
peace & love xoxo
I'm sorry you got sick! We've had a cold virus in our house that's made me sensitive, tired and crabby :( Feel better soon, Dani!
ReplyDeletexoxo- Heidi www.GirltoMom.com