*Author's note: Please keep in mind that once you've seen this, you can't UN-see it. Consider yourselves warned. Thus endeth my public service announcement of the day.
This was posted by my friend Dave yesterday:

Confession: I couldn't stop myself from wondering what they looked like from the front. I mean, I know, I know... What is wrong with me, right? I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME. All I know is that I'm sitting here right now watching an episode of Maury simply because the title of the show is "That baby doesn't have 12 fingers, so I can't be the father!" and wondering what the front half of a chunky body stuffed into form fitting nude stretch pants might look like, okay?
DON'T JUDGE ME.
Thank you, Dave, for having no boundaries... you rock, dude!! xoxo