There was a bit of pissing and moaning yesterday because I was negligent in providing photographic evidence that I had, indeed, shaved the sides of my head and given myself a faux hawk.
In my defense, there is a very good explanation for that: I looked like shit.
I am not a wash and wear girl. All this? *insert visual of me using my pointer finger to circle my face... uh huh* takes a considerable amount of effort. And the older I get, the more effort it takes.
Okay, people... the moment you've all been waiting for: Dani's Sleep Deprived Faux Hawk, Revealed:
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| Please forgive the shittiness of the photo quality from my cellphone. I would have had to drive to Florida in order to get enough light to make this picture turn out clear. |
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| I am such a freaking bad-ass. |
Oh, and Nancy Grace? This is how we do eyebrows, honey. Note how they are NOT crawling down the side of my nose.
Now you know.
You're welcome.
