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12 November 2011

Adventures in Awesomeness

So my neighbor, Mr. Awesome, hasn't been seen or heard from in a while.  (Quick backstory:  Mr. Awesome is the young Marine that lives downstairs from me, so named because of the giant sticker taking up his entire rear window that says "Team Mr. Awesome."  I mean, really... It might as well say "Team Giant Douche.")


When I googled "images for Mr. Awesome" this came up.  It needs no explanation, I'm sure... ?
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Anyway, last night I took Javi and Loki out to use and abuse the facilities (read:  pee on bushes, grass, and tires) and I happened to run into Mr. A, coming home from wherever he's been (somewhere Awesome, no doubt).  

Me:  *speaking loudly and perkily, without thinking, because that's more or less how I roll*  "Hey!  It's Mr. Awesome!  Haven't see you in a while!" 


(Please don't forget the giant, stupid smile plastered on my face while I'm bellowing this at him.)






Him:  *pause*  *pause*  "Ummmm... huh?"






Whoops...  Did I call him Mr. Awesome???  Oh SHIT!  I DON'T KNOW HIS ACTUAL NAME!!






UMMM... UHHHH... ERRRR.... BUHHHH.... BUDDY? BOB? BILL?  






WHAT THE FRIG IS HIS NAME????




Seriously, people... my life flashed before my eyes.  And it wasn't pretty:

















Wait... what?  When did THIS happen??


Funny Falling Down




Funny Falling Down 1


Summer Fun Fail



Falling Off His Bike





Me:  *still dizzy from the footage of my life*  "Okay, then... see you!"


Him:  *looking reallyyyyy confused*  "Yeahh... take care..."







I wonder if this is why Dan never takes me anywhere?

Hmmmm.




7 comments:

  1. I betcha he appreciates having such a nice, cheerful, friendly albiet slightly bonkers neighbor...

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  2. Friendly AND crazy? It doesn't get any better than that! (laughin' my ass off over here)

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  3. I'm planning on not going anywhere until he leaves he again. I need to plan my comings and goings to coincide with his goings and comings. Moving to New York has rendered me stoopit.

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  4. No, no...milk it! You know he's blogging about how his neighbor is totally in love with him and thinks he is awesome! Next time you see him, run with it! NOT stoopit - FUN!

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  5. Oh that is classic. I am sure he has no idea it's meant as sarcasm, he probably walked inside his apartment and thought, 'You know, I AM awesome!' and gave himself a big pat on the back.

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